You won't stop laughing at this mom's tweets about her 7 year old
When can I meet this kid and become her BFF though?
This is Bea, the seven-year-old kid from LA whose conversations with her mom have had the entire internet in stitches. Her thoughts on everything from Donald Trump to periods have been documented on Twitter by her mom, Kelly Oxford (who is a New York Times best selling author) to her 661 000 followers. Apparently the apple doesn't fall far from the tree for this witty little girl, because her way with words, just like her writer-mom, has turned her into somewhat of an internet sensation.
Go over to the next page to read this mom's hilarious tweets about her conversations with her daughter.
7yr old "Do women get their periods on weekends too?"— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) November 20, 2015
7yr old mutters to herself "Jesus Christ"
I feel you, Bea!
Somebody's in for a surprise when puberty hits... 😂
7YO telling our pro Trump, US border immigration officer, "Trump's Mexico wall is racist" Is the closest I'll get to a cocaine high again.— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) June 19, 2016
She knows what's up
When a 7 year old talks more sense than half a country...
7YO, while cooking dinner:— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) April 29, 2016
"Salmon is so beautiful. I feel bad for eating it. I should be vegetarian." Sighs, "But meat tastes too good."
The struggle all us meat eaters face
Such a dilemma for such a little mind...
7yr old: Wait! Do animals make babies the same way people do??— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) November 28, 2015
7yr old, mutters: Oh my god.
When you get hit by the facts of life
Life will never be the same again...
"Why do they beep out swears on tv? They show people getting hurt & swearing isn't worse than that." - 7yo daughter— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) January 18, 2016
This girl is deep yo...
7yr old daughter walked in the room, casually confirmed, "You have to have a backstory to why you're evil, right?" And walked out.— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) January 24, 2016
Writer in the making
Well, let's hope that's what this is about...
7yo says things to shock me. She just said, "I'd like to go to heaven but you can't smoke weed there." I stayed cool, this will escalate.— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) March 17, 2016
Raising kids in LA
Yup, doesn't sound like heaven to me!
7YO singing along to Beyonce's HOLD UP, stops, whispers..— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) April 28, 2016
"I'm so glad Beyoncé wrote this song. I'm so glad her husband cheated on her."
We, too, are grateful for his cheating ways, little Queen Bea.
7yo watching Louis CK SNL monologue— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) March 9, 2016
LOUIS: I wish I could get a boner for an old lady.
7yo: Has anyone told that guy he's an old man?
Sit down, old man.
Me "Bea, you're seven, you don't need a purse. When I was seven I didn't have one."— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) April 23, 2016
Bea "You lived in Alberta!!!"
Act cool, Mom!
Because 7 is the new 17, obviously.
James "Bea, you can't watch Kardashians, it's the worst garbage for your brain."— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) November 9, 2015
Bea "I know, that's why I love it."
7yr olds know.
Bea understands us.
What else are Sunday nights made for?
Bea: Can you quiz me on my book "A Dog Tail"— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) May 22, 2016
Me: How long's the tail?
Bea: No idea.
Me: Dog's name?
Bea: I ONLY READ THE BOOK ONCE, GOD!
Give me a break!
Ah, the stresses of being 7 years old...
7yo "They have night cameras on Survivor? Guess they can't have sex"— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) March 5, 2016
Me "I can't believe you said that.
7yo "I can't believe I did either."
The way this one's mind works...