You won't stop laughing at this mom's tweets about her 7 year old
When can I meet this kid and become her BFF though?
This is Bea, the seven-year-old kid from LA whose conversations with her mom have had the entire internet in stitches. Her thoughts on everything from Donald Trump to periods have been documented on Twitter by her mom, Kelly Oxford (who is a New York Times best selling author) to her 661 000 followers. Apparently the apple doesn't fall far from the tree for this witty little girl, because her way with words, just like her writer-mom, has turned her into somewhat of an internet sensation.
Go over to the next page to read this mom's hilarious tweets about her conversations with her daughter.
7yr old "Do women get their periods on weekends too?"— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) November 20, 2015
7yr old mutters to herself "Jesus Christ"
I feel you, Bea!
Somebody's in for a surprise when puberty hits... 😂
7YO telling our pro Trump, US border immigration officer, "Trump's Mexico wall is racist" Is the closest I'll get to a cocaine high again.— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) June 19, 2016
She knows what's up
When a 7 year old talks more sense than half a country...
7YO, while cooking dinner:— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) April 29, 2016
"Salmon is so beautiful. I feel bad for eating it. I should be vegetarian." Sighs, "But meat tastes too good."
The struggle all us meat eaters face
Such a dilemma for such a little mind...
7yr old: Wait! Do animals make babies the same way people do??— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) November 28, 2015
7yr old, mutters: Oh my god.
When you get hit by the facts of life
Life will never be the same again...
This girl is deep yo...
Writer in the making
Well, let's hope that's what this is about...
Raising kids in LA
Yup, doesn't sound like heaven to me!
We, too, are grateful for his cheating ways, little Queen Bea.
Sit down, old man.
Act cool, Mom!
Because 7 is the new 17, obviously.
Bea understands us.
What else are Sunday nights made for?
Give me a break!
Ah, the stresses of being 7 years old...
The way this one's mind works...