12 Neighbors You'd Never Want Living Next Door
When you move to a new place, your first thought isn't necessarily 'I hope my neighbors are nice', right? You're lucky these people don't live next door:

7. Sharing is Caring
"My wife and I purchased [our] first house about three years ago. While moving in there were my new neighbors drinking on their front porch, no big deal. While bringing the last load of boxes into the house my neighbor comes up, welcomes me to the neighborhood, mentions how nice my TV is. Fast forward one week, we are headed out to dinner, this neighbor stops me before getting in the car and asks how long we will be gone (huge red flag). I lie, tell him I'm just running to the gas station one block away, and will be back immediately. Twenty minutes later I get a phone call from the local police, this moron broke into my house in broad daylight with three other neighbors watching (luckily these neighbors weren't [pieces] of sh*t too). He cut his hand on the window he was attempting to climb through, and used his bleeding hand on every doorknob in my house."
[Ryanh1985 via Reddit]