7 Genius Excuses People Used To Get Out Of Work
Sometimes, you wake up knowing that it's gonna be a bad day. You're tempted to call in sick or get out of work. All you need is a good excuse!

#4 The Onion Ploy
"I used to work at a restaurant and learned this from my Brazilian co-worker: apparantly if you put onions in your socks and walk around for a few hours, it gives you temporary symptoms you would get from a typical cold/fever. I tried it once, worked like a charm."