7 Genius Excuses People Used To Get Out Of Work
Sometimes, you wake up knowing that it's gonna be a bad day. You're tempted to call in sick or get out of work. All you need is a good excuse!

#5 My Fish is Giving Birth
"'Hey I can't come to work today. My fish is giving birth.' Turns out that fish is extinct in the wild so they're worth quite a bit of money. And they eat their babies if they're left in the tank with them. No wonder they're extinct in the wild."