7 Genius Excuses People Used To Get Out Of Work

Sometimes, you wake up knowing that it's gonna be a bad day. You're tempted to call in sick or get out of work. All you need is a good excuse!

A boss is keeping a list of the best excuses she's heard form employees so far.
Source: IMAGO / Panthermedia

#7 Last but not Least: A Very Personal Top 3

"I had [a] boss who kept a list of weird reasons people called off work. These are a few that occurred while I was still working there:

1. I got bit in the face by an alligator
2. My one son stabbed my other son with a fork
3. I can't get out of my driveway because the crime scene truck is parked there


Fun stuff and ALL true!"

[pamdndr via Reddit]

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